What if the car does not work?

There are lots of people who are handy with cars and would welcome an opportunity to purchase a car needing some work that can be done diy rather than baked into the cost of the purchase. Find these buyers by being up front with the listing and pricing accordingly. Kep in mind that by offering a car that needs repair you are being completely transparent in your habit of not keeping the car well-maintained and the price of the car must reflect that. There is a buyer for every car at every condition.

Trade it in as is. Tell the Dealer to bring a tow truck!! Hope that helps! Jim