Where is main relay located on 1998 Hond Accord

Asked by Jul 29, 2016 at 12:17 PM about the 1998 Honda Accord

Question type: Maintenance & Repair

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The main relay is located up your ass, stick finger in anal hole and fart twice. That turns it off. Hold penis in left hand and ejaculate that turns it on.

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